Legal Prostitutes Are Pissed That Sex Doll Brothels Are Popping Up All Over The Place

Some may believe the move is a bit premature, but a group of sex workers from a legal brothel near Las Vegas, Nevada are speaking out against the rise of sex doll brothels across the planet. Licensed prostitutes from Sheri’s Ranch are concerned about the negative impact sex doll brothels will have on their profession, should these establishments be allowed to flourish in North America and the United States.

Allissa, a sex worker at Sheri’s, said that she became concerned about the negative implications of promoting sex with inanimate dolls resembling women when she learned that at least one sex doll rental business, Kinky S Dolls, has been open in Canada for over a year, with plans on expanding to the United States. In fact, Los Angeles has its own doll rental agency, Vivant Dolls.

“Offering sex dolls as a substitute for human sex workers is not only an insult to sex workers,” she continued, “but it’s also an insult to the millions of clients that seek genuine sexual and emotional connections with professional women like me every day.”

Allissa believes that sex doll brothels promote an unhealthy view of sex, and that engaging sexually with a doll can warp a man’s ability to interact with a real woman.

“When a client sees a human sex worker, he has a real, two-way experience with a woman that gives him feedback and enhances his ability to be intimate with other women in his current or future life,” Allissa said. “A man who becomes comfortable with a sex doll is alienating himself from healthy sexual experiences with real women, and distancing himself from any possibility of a healthy sex life.”

Look, I dunno if fucking a sex doll is the same as fucking a real woman prostitute because I, like most of you, am repulsed by the idea of having a boner away from the marriage bed. Just thinking about sticking my dick inside some rubber lady’s privates is gross. How do they clean the cum out? Is there like a sex doll dishwasher that you spread the doll over the rack with its legs spread as wide as a Tuscany sunset which allows a Cascade pod to clean the ever-loving shit out of a doll’s ass and vagina?

Either way, I feel for the real-life ladies. These sex brothels are popping up all over the place. Houston just opened one up and people are literally waiting in line to fuck these things. It leads me to one question, how do you just not jerk your dick to submission before going to a sex doll brothel? I can understand going out of your way for a real sexual experience but sex dolls seem like a really elaborate way to jerk off.

Sex dolls are like buying a cake mix cake at high-end bakery prices. At this point, it’s almost silly to waste your time making a cake from scratch. You can put together all of the flour, salt, sugar, baking soda, vanilla extract, chocolate powder, eggs, milk, oil, and even make your own frosting at home or you can just open the box and water and you got a cake going. Same with your dick. Open your pants, pull it out, and release the water onto a rag or the shower floor. If you want the best cake, go see a chef. Just dont pay for a box cake with nice bakery prices. That’s all I’m saying.